So, after a while, you have read what feels like everything funny on the internet.
allright, but mathematically, this can;t be so. Depending on your taste, we're looking at about, out of all internet Humor-Based things, a margin of 20% to 2% you're willing to read/watch/play/whatever.
But theres new contnt every day, everywhere, and so many sites there will *always* be more things, right? So rejoice.

But... then, we come upon a problem. Like, say, if you like a certain type of thing. Me? I like webcomics. Funny animals, pretty gay boys, sarcasim, gamer geeks, I'll read it all. As a matter of fact, if anyone can direct me to a comic where an athropomorphic wolf and sheep play videogames, bitch about stuff, then I would be much obliged.

But after a while, things get complicated. First there's a few links... then a bookmark folder... then you realize you have to sort the by update days... untill now I have a almost neurotic bookmarking system reminiscent of an obscure british rail system timesheet.
At a casual count, I currently follow *89* webcomics, not even counting the ones that don't really update, and counting the newsaper comics as one link.

And I find new ones almost every fortnight.
Help me out here, is entertainment getting easier or harder these days?

And to end the night: seriously, any artests out there on board for this? we call it Bad Wolf, see, and it works for *so* many demographics! Especially is we can sneak a girl in there somewhere...

Gaia

Alright, I end up with lot of time on Gaia Online. I like it as as a socializing network, because If I'm going to talk to people online it had better *damn* well be sugar coated with pretty anime designs and games and crap.
And I, frankly, spend a little more time on my avatar than strictly nessisary. I change the damn clothing and spend more on it than Sara Palin- a refference I only have about two more weeks to use.

So the query is: How do you look pretty without being slutty, huh? seriously. This is trouble for me. Especially since most of the damn skirts don;t fit.. and does *anything* match with the freaking gothic veil?
Still, I think I managed enough modesty than your average DBZ fight. Seriously, are thos etraining outfits made of whatever horror movie starlets wear?

I leave you with this message: Is it wrog that Jhon Stewart is sexy? I submit that it is not.

Superwhatchit.

In the Mad science wars, I try to imply a difference between Heroes and heroes, Good and good, Villian and villian, and Evil and evil.
Evil is a *job*, and Heroes are the guys you read about in comic books (which are, in the Mad Sci Wars, typically based on true stories).
I'm not sure what the difference is... except that your familly can be Evil while you fight *real* evil. Complicated stuff, considering the prevalence of Chaotic Neutral in geekdom.

Seriously, what the crap?! No you aren't... and screw you 'Neutral Good' guys too. Play it right!

On a finishing note: 'Teach Me to Love, you squishy poet from beyond the Stars!' seems to demand it;s own euro pop song or something. As does 'Squid in Fishnets!'

Bastards with Canes.

I swear to god, thsi is true.
before I had ever heard of House, I came up with, roughly, him.
Not even as a serious idea. Just as a thought to ramble around my head, one of many characters to pull back out of a shelf for later use.
He was a asshole doctor who was really good at what he did, was almost meanest to his best friends, and had to use a cane. Only no painkiller addiction, and he was a necromancer as a hobby, and he originally trained to be a pediatrictian. His best friend was a Zombie, who had the unfortunate nickname of 'Ed the Undead'.

... to this day, I'm not sure if this would be a more or less entertaining idea than House is.

In other news, do skinny boys in gauzy sun dresses count as a fetish yet? Come on internet, you're letting us all down here. I don't think 'Slenderdress.com' has even been registered yet.Do I have to do everything around here?

Prelim.

The Goal: Blog (or, 'Blag') at least semi-daily for one year minimum. No matter how trivial the thoughts are.
DO NOT: Stifle self by attempting to be purposeful funny, deep, meaningful, or even coherent. Also, don;t bother posting a big 'who I am what I am here for blah blah blah'. Seriously. You know you hate that crap.
DO: Write down whatever comes to mind just then, however weird. Swear, as is necessary.